A
group of married women gathered at a seminar on how to live in loving
relationships with their husbands. The women were asked: 'How many
of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands.
Then
they were asked: 'When was the last time you told your husband you
loved him?' Some said today, some yesterday, some didn't
remember.
The women were then told to take their cell phones
and send the following text to their respective husbands: “I love
you, sweetheart.”
Then
the women were told to exchange the phones and read aloud the
responding text messages.
Here are the replies:
1.
Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you
crash the car again?
3. I don't understand what you mean?
4.
What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6.
Don't beat about the bush! Just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I
dreaming?????
8.
If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die
today...!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!
and
the best one
10.
Who is this?
