I
really like the Bartender, smart guy don’t have to pay so much for an education
in Psychiatrists
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone
under my bed at night.
So I went to a psychiatrist and told him . . . 'I've got
problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the
psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get
rid of those fears..'
How much do you charge?'
Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the expert.
I'll
sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later, he met me
on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were
having?' he asked.
Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week comes to
12,480 Dollars a year . It is an awful lot of
money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money
that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so?' With a bit of
an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure
you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there
now!'
SCREW THOSE
LEARNED DOCTORS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
Life is too short.....drink more beer
today and get your problems clears.
